1. My hair parts naturally on the right but when I’m in Australia, it parts naturally on the left.
2. I lost the fifth-grade spelling bee on the word “professional”.
3. I have never spelled it wrong since.
4. I spelled it with two f’s. I still remember my teacher’s extremely pained look.
5. She wanted me to win. It was obvious.
6. I’ve never actually been to Australia.
7. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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