Diary of a Teenage Serial Killer

My book Diary of a Teenage Serial Killer is now available on Amazon.

Here’s the blurb:

Raised by her father to be a remorseless killer, Darla is trying to reboot her life as a college freshman in a bland Midwestern town.

When a lowlife at her cafeteria job tries to molest her, she's not surprised. When he takes another try and brings a friend, she's not unprepared. But the more she shakes them off, the harder they come back, until Darla's working her way up the org chart of an unsavory local business selling homemade porn cast with unwilling teenagers.

Darla just wants to be left alone, the same way her daddy wanted to be left alone. She's trying to make a normal life where no one needs to die.

But just like they wouldn't let her daddy alone, they can't seem to let Darla alone either. And just like her daddy, Darla has skills she can bring to bear on a difficult situation.

And here’s a little sample:

My father said you had to have a good reason to kill a person. But he always had a reason.

He taught me about the world we live in, you and me. He told me the priests and the Cub Scout leaders are pedophiles, the rich people are consumed with greed, every salesman has his hand in your pocket, and the only thing a boy wants from you, Darla, is to use your body to satisfy his animal urges.

He told me everybody lies.

We studied syllogisms in school. Philosophy 101: Logic. Everybody lies. My father is part of everybody. Therefore, my father lies.

The only thing was, I spent 15 years with him and I never could tell when he was lying.

See it on Amazon.